Showing posts with label CV. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CV. Show all posts

Monday, 12 October 2009

Random as always.

Writing is on hold at the moment. Not a deliberate action. Just a temporary pause. Volunteering at Oxfam is going reasonably well. Although in truth it would seem the Oxfam price policy makers could do with taking a reality check. However as this seems unlikely I will continue to do as told as long as I can derive some pleasure from it. I had to sign on this morning. I was asked whether I had done any work since I last signed and answered by telling them about my voluntary hours. (As I did before starting!) I was then informed that I had to fill a form to cover this.(Not mentioned when volunteering was first mentioned). The officer then wandered off to get a copy of this form. On returning they scrutinised me for a moment and asked if I had done any work since I last signed including voluntary work!!!!
This person has a job!!!!!
Not only does this person have a job, they have a job that part entails asking me why I do not?
Tempting as it was to state that jobs are scarce due to morons such as they being in paid positions I chose to decline.
The trouble that can be caused by the single click of a mouse can be quite scary.
This person had their hand permanently poised above theirs.
I am going to rewrite my CV.
It will read;
I have fingers, therefore I can.
Or maybe not!!!!???